I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for miracle cures. How can I filter all this garbage? It's pushing me over the edge.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous fucking spam offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- I'm reporting your company to the authorities.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm tired with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Drop Dead With Your Stupid Texts
You think you're so clever, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.